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From: Cow Green Girl
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Q: What do you not say to a police officer?
A: Please don't check the trunk.
From:
Pan naber
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
tear were these three guys poop
manners and shut up poop falls out of the car maners
gose after him poop gets pulled over the ofoser seas
what's your name son shut up the ofoser seas wear are
your manners son chasing after poop
From:
Dads teacup
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
knock knock
whos there?
ahch
ahch who?
sorry
I made you sneez. ha ha ha
what kind of people go to under water resterants?
scuba
diners
From:
AGrng
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007
Subject: joke
you are so dumb you took an spoon to the super bowl
From:
Klsypi
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007
>heres a joke how is at your door
>
please send the awnser soon i have to go so cho
how is there?
kim
From: Pannaber
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
tear were these three guys poop manners and shut up poop
falls out of the car maners gose after him poop gets
pulled over the ofoser seas what's your name son shut up
the ofoser seas wear are your manners son chasing after
poop
From: Dadsteacup
Sent: Friday, January 12, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
knock knock whos there? ahch ahch who? sorry I made you
sneez. ha ha ha
what kind of people go to under water resterants? scuba
diners
From: PrncessBrooke
Sent: Saturday, January 13, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
knock.knock.
who's there?
hatch
hatch who
made you sneeze
From: Funnybunny
Sent: Sunday, January 14, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
hi what do u call a pig that knows karatey:?
pork chop!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!11
From: Bugs9
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: Joke
Q:
What time is the BEST time to go to the dentists?
A: 2:30! get it? Tooth hurtty!!!!!
From: Pannaber
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2007
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
tear were these three guys poop manners and shut up poop
falls out of the car maners gose after him poop gets
pulled over the ofoser seas what's your name son shut up
the ofoser seas wear are your manners son chasing after
poop
what do
you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
a kangamoo...
Knock knock
who's there
hurry
hurry who
hurry up and open the door!!
Knock knock who's there
lettuce let us
be friends!!
Knock knock
who's there
hurry
hurry who
hurry up and open the door!!
Knock knock who's there
lettuce let us
be friends!!
From: Liversnapper
To: kim@karateangels.com
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2006
Subject: (no subject)
hi kim my name is olivia and i just want to tell you a
joke.
What
do you get when you cross a bear, and a football on a
Chicago street?
The Chicago Bears!
lol write me back
lov ya lots
From:
TYSHIRAH
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
what does mr.Krabs say before he starts a story? Once upon a dime!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHH GET IT THE END
From:
CCatAngelz
Sent: Sunday, December 31, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
Q:"what do turtles love to catch?"
A:"Faraturels!"
From:
Robinpr1
Sent: Wednesday, November 22, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
what do you call a boomerang that don't come back to you
a stick
From:
PartyGirl
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
What did baby corn said to momma corn ," Where's pop corn"?
From:
LilMorgan8
Sent: Sunday, December 10, 2006
Subject: Jokes
why did the coach go to the bank?
to get his quarter back!
From:
Christinebrw
Sent: Saturday, December 16, 2006
Subject: Jokes
do you have holes in your socks ?
you have to have holes in them to get your foot in your sock
From:
JCBUG2
Sent: Saturday, December 16, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
whats a cow fav. vegable?
a cowart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat that when she went on the scale it said to be couinted
From:
Selenanat
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2006
Subject: Jokes
what do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo
a kangamoo
From:
Selenanat
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2006
Subject: Jokes
why did the mooron give the sleepy cow a hammer.
he wanted her to hit the hay
From:
Vmg19
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006
Subject: Re: The Karate Angels
HEY TIFFANY!!
I HAVE A X- MAS JOKE.......
WHY DID SANTA HAVE 3 GARDENS??
ANSWER:
fOR HIS HO HO HO
(GET HOE!)
LOL
NOT 2 FUNNY!
From:
Jmonet
Subject: Re: Karate angels Pen Pals
well my thanksgiving was ok I had lots of ham! I have one new
joke.
why did the computer go to the
restaurant?
To get a byte to eat!
From:
Josloba
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 2006
okay a kid heard a
bad word purple butterflies so he first got in detention
and he kept on saying the bad word so he finally got
into court after court he ran out in the street
and well he did the wrong
thing a car was coming his way but he was to slow he got
run over !!!!
The point is always
look before you cross the street.
From: Doodlebug1
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006
Subject: Jokes
"what is the country dog?"
"the bald beagle!!!!"
From: Kat95Kat
Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2006
Subject: Jokes
What did the skeleton say before he hoped on hi moter
cycle?.......................... Bone to be wild!
What did the skeleton say before he
ate?...................................... Boneabatet!
Why did the frog cross the
road?................................ Because he was
stuck to the chicken!
From: STREVIGDoglovers
Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2006
:) Hey Kim, why should never play cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!
From: Prittygirl
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
Q. what's a ghosts' like to drive?
A. a monster truck
From: Christainboy
Sent: Saturday, November 18, 2006
Subject: Jokes
Q why did thechickencroosthe
roaD
A CAUSE HE COULD"NT GO UNDER IT
HAAAAAAAAAAA
From: Awwoo
Sent: Friday, November 17, 2006
HEY MY JOKE IS WHAT DO U CALL A COW THAT JUMPS IN A
LAKE?..................
A WET COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT!
From: Rachelbell
Sent: Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Subject: Jokes
Q: Do you know scrubby wipes.
A: p Among the wipes
you don't know of!
From: Robinpr
Sent: Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Subject: Jokes
what do you call a boomerang that don't come back to you?
a stick
From: EmilyMarleen
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Subject: Jokes
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to chic-fu-ly
From: PoohBair
Sent: Saturday, November 18, 2006
Subject: Jokes
why didnt the quater play with the penny
he didnt make much cents
From: Aj040
Sent: Saturday, November 18, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
why did the cow cross the rode.
The chicken had the day off
From: TYSHIRAH
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
what does mr.Krabs say before he starts a story? Once
upon a dime!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHH
GET IT ...THE END
From: Celine3
Sent: Saturday, November 04, 2006
Subject: Jokes
Q-why was 6 afraid of7?
A-because7,8,9
From: Hadoherty
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2006
Subject: Hi
Her
is some jokes.
What
kind of apple isen't an apple?A pineapple
What
is the biggeast ant?An an elephant
Why
couldent the mummy answer the telepone?
Because
he was all tied up
What
can you server but never eat?
A tennis ball
What
aniamal breaks the law?
A cheetah
What
animals are well educanted? Fish because they go
around in schools
When
is the moon heaviest?
When is is full
Why
is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales
Hope
you like the jokes p.s.
write
back from Heather
From: AriBaby
Date: Sat, 26 Aug 2006
Question: Why was the salad blushing?
Answer: Because he say the salad
dressing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Prittygirl
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
Q. what's a ghosts' like to drive?
A. a monster truck
From:
Molinalexi
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006
Subject: (no subject)
What do you call a fish wish no eyes.
a ish
From:
Energynonstop
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006
Subject: (no subject)
what letter is in the middle of nothing?
h. ( not hing )
From:
Desitamay
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2006
Subject: (no subject)
Question: Why did Beethoven return his chickens?
Answer: Because they kept saying Bauck Bauck
From:
HorseGrl
To: advise@karateangels.com
CC:
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2006
Subject: Jokes
during baseball a boy through his bat why?
to see a bat
fly.ha,ha,ha&ha
From:
Queenkamari
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006
Subject: JOKE
IF THE
BUTCHERS SHOE SIZE IS 12. AND HE IS 6 FOOT 2. WHAT DOES
HE WEIGH?
ANSWER: MEAT!!!!
From:
MarissaThomas
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO BUNNYS LIKE
HIP-HOP
From:
Jeweiner
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Sun, 1 Oct 2006
Subject: My jokes
What's a
frogs favorite soda
Crock-a-cola
How can you
tell an eleaphant has been in your frige
By the foot prints in the butter.
By Jeana
Bruhl
From: Rileyawsome
Sent: Saturday, September 09, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
Q. Knock Knock
Who's There
Abba
Abba Who
Abba Banana
From: PrincessJeBarra
Sent: Friday, September 08, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: jokes
why didnt the skeleton dance at the party-
cause he had no "body" to dance with
From: PrincessJeBarra
Sent: Friday, September 08, 2006
Subject: Jokes
knock knock-whos there-orange-orange who-
knock knock-whos there-orange-orange
who-
knock knock -whos there-orange-orange
who-
orange you glad this aint another stupid knock knock joke
From: KLEEBUG1
Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: JOKES
WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER?
THE NEWSPAPER!!!!
From: HorseGrl83
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2006
Subject: Jokes
during baseball a boy through his bat why? to see a bat fly.ha,ha,ha&ha
From: Rosiebud1
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2006
Subject: cookie
why did the cookie go to the doctor?
because it felt crummy.
WHAT KIND OF RING DID THE RABBIT BY FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND
14 CORROT GOLD RING
From: BCajuncheer
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006
Q. what do you call a cow that walks at night
A. moo walk
From: Hip hopacg
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006
Knock,knock
who's there
Diss
Diss who
Diss a dumb knock knock joke
From: Ppgbri
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2006
Once this man liked this woman but she didn't like him
but a angel came in his dream and said 'if you get a
strand of her hair and put it under his
pillow to make her fall in love with him' so he did
and the next morning his doorbell rang there was a horse
saying i love you.
(the girl he was in love wore a weave - weave is made of horse
hair)
From: KaraM
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2006
Subject: Jokes
why was the lady on the runway because a dog was
chassing her
HA HA HA!!!
From: "Dene de Montbrun"
Date: Sun, 09 Jul 2006
ok ok my dad
told me this one...
there were 2 cats that wanted to swim across the river.
first 1 was named 1 2 3
the second was called un deux troi(french for 1 2 3)
1 2 3 made it across,but un deux trois didnt.why?
CAUSE un deux trois quatre cinq
get it? CAT SANK
From: FrancBenne
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2006
what dose a farmer use to count cows
a calculator
From: Courtney
Sent: Monday, June 26, 2006
Subject: Jokes
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
A: To see a Butterfly
where did the lamb get its hair cut?
A: At the ba-ba shop
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2006
Q: you know why the kid to the parate movie?
A: Becauae it was rated rrrrrrr!
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006
Subject: (no subject)
What do you get when you play a county song backwards?
You get your spouse back, you get your house back, you
get your car
back and you get your happiness back.
From: Kerstyns
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2006
1. Q. Why
does it take longer to run from second base to third
base
than it takes to run to first base to second?
Because there's a shortstop between second and third
2. Q. Why
did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
A. To add a little team spirit
3. Q. How
do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A. With hula hoops
From: Olanike
Date: Sat, 27 May 2006
I have a couple of jokes like:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln who?
Dummy u don't know who Abraham Lincoln is!!!!!
HA HA HA ha
Roses r red violets r blue
candy is sweet and so r u
I even have
a
tongue twister!
Try saying this once fast
Betty Botter Bought some butter then she put it in her
batter
then she said the butters bitter so she bought
some better butter better then her other
butter then she put it in her batter and it blurted out
be better So twas' that
Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Oh and there is plenty more where that came from!
My name is Juliana and i ur website
From: Iluvjesse
Date: Mon, 22 May 2006
why is the teachers plant sqaure?
it has square roots
From:
Prittygirl
Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2006
Q. if you are American when you go in the bathroom and
you are American when
you come. so what are you when your in the bath room
A. your-a-peen
From:
Kerstyns
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: sport jokes
1. Q. Why does it take longer to run from second base to
third base than it takes to run to first base to second?
Because there's a shortstop between second and third
2. Q. Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading
squad?
A. To add a little team spirit
3. Q. How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A. With hula hoops
why was the
tomato blushing
because the tomato saw the salad dressing
get it dressing
From: JesseAngel
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2006
Q:what did the penny say to the dollar?
A:YOUR 1 YEAR OLDER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. The bathroom stinks so
badly with that rooster in there,
the rooster always says, caca-dododo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
From: Miss cazi
Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2006
why did the computer go to the doctor
because it had virus
From: Lexi Twirler
Date: Wed, 31 May 2006
Subject: Jokes
Q:What can run but can't
walk?
A: Water
From: Ola nike
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2006
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Confetti
Confetti who
Confetti and meatballs
I got that from my talent
show i don't find it funny in any way though
From: Hurricane jake
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Date: Sun, 28 May 2006
Subject: jokes
Q:why does the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A: because her student's are so brite!!!:)
from jake H.
From: Hrd shoe
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
your mom is so FAT, when she cut herself, bacon grease
came out!!!
From: Mashaelya
To: AdventureStory@karateangels.com
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2006
One day I went to Mississippi then I saw a men he was
120 years old I gave him 300 dollars he got to eat a lot
of food he told me he had not eat.
From: Rainbowgirl
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006
To: riddles@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
your mom so fat that she cant even go in her car with
out braking the car door ha ha ha ha
From: Kimmy K
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
What is a frogs favorite drink
croakacola
From: Kendra
Savage
Sent: Friday, May 12,
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Q:why did the blond go to the nurse?
A:because she wasn't happy!
From: Katie Pie
Sent: Saturday, May 13, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: jokes
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you momma??
There's a one-story house, everything inside it is blue.
Q: What color are the stairs?
A: There are no stairs, it's a one-story house!!
A plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada.
Q: Where do they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, you don't bury survivors!!
Q: What's black, white, and red all over?
A: A sunburned penguin!!
From: Rainbow
girl
Sent: Saturday, April 29, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
YO MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN HER OWN CAR
From:
Gnatgir
Sent: Friday, May 05, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
What do you call a polygon?
a = a dead
patriot
From:
BraceFace
Sent: Saturday, April 29, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
what do cows do on Saturday Nights
They go to the mooovies
From: TiaraP
Sent: Sunday, April 30, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
why was the tomato blushing because the tomato saw the
salad dressing get it dressing
From: Lil
cruzanga
Sent: Tuesday, May 09, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
YOUR MOMMY IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAIN BOW
SKITLES CAME DOWN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ISNT THTA SO FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!~
From: Bratzangelz
Sent: Sunday, May 07, 2006
To: riddles@karateangels.com
Subject: re;joke
Q:What cheese is not your cheese?
A:Natcho cheese!
Lindsay Briley
From: Bratz
angelz
Sent: Wednesday, May 10, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
Q:Whats yours but other people use it?
A:Your name!
From:
CrzyLaffytaffy
Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
your so poor that when i ring your doorbell you toilet
flushes
From: CrzyLaffytaffy
Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
what do pigs do EVERYDAY?
they pick up some pigs
From: Kiara
To: clubhouse@mail.karateangels.com
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2006
Subject: Re: Hi The Karate Angels
Hi this is Kiara and I am emaling you to tell you
A
joke.
Me: will you know
me in a year?
You: yes
me: will you know me in A decade?
You: yes
me: will you know me tomorrow?
You: yes
me: knock
knock
You: hose there
me: you forgot me already?
Is it funny?
From: Rainbow girl
Sent: Sunday, April 23, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
Q What does a grill do at night
A they grill stack
From: Lijuda
Sent: Sunday, April 23, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
hi that joke was so funny and I think that person should
become a comedy person
From: Michaela Marie
To: clubhouse@mail.karateangels.com
Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2006
Subject: Re: The Karate Angels
hi you said to give you a joke so here is a joke.
what do you call Spanish/ English put together?
Spanglish
From: Jazz cun
Sent: Saturday, April 22, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: yo momma jokes
yo momma is so fat very time when she sneezes she bites
her chest.
From: Lijuda
To: kim@karateangels.com
CC:
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2006
Subject: joke
Q:Why did the truck drivers wife get a divorce?
A: because he drove her up the walls.
From: MAB
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: jokes
yo hair so fake it say made in china in the back
From: Shopping cutie
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
q= what do u call a karate pig
a= a pork chop
From: Kayla Kay
Sent: Sunday, April 16, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: (no subject)
your house so small your welcome mat says WELL
From: Angel
awselma
Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: My joke
Karate Khiana
Freddy: I guess God wanted to have the tiger followed.
Eddie: What makes you say that?
Freddy: He put a tail on him didn't he?
q. what side of
a hen has the most feathers.
a. the out side
From: peter
chinn
From: Hlara
Sent: Saturday, April 08, 2006
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
Q= Why did the stadium flood?
A = Because everyone was doing the wave
From: Raylene
and Craig
Sent: Monday, April 17, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!
From: SAm
Sent: Sunday, April 16, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
nock nock whos there lettuce lettuce who lettuce in its
cold out here i hope u like it
From: brian
ghosn
Sent: Wednesday, April 12, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
If you yelled
for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted
constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
A cockroach
will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
hour (Don't try this at home)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has
over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
Butterflies taste with their feet (Something I always
wanted to know.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are
the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would
be a good thing)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I
know some people like that.)
Starfish have
no brains (I know some people like that
too.)
Polar bears are
left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
From: MARTIN
CUMMINS
Sent: Sunday, April 09, 2006
To: advise@karateangels.com
Subject: Jokes
what do you get when two bats are fighting?
A battle!
WINNER
From: alfred whelan
Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2005
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: my joke
Q. why does tigger smell so bad?
A. because he
plays with pooh all day!!
From: BAbY2Go0d
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
about school
what did the book say to the teacher ? arent we spose to
learn about books. why is the sky blue ask the kid ?
because they didnt no what color the put so the sky is
blue now
From: james
mason
Subject: Jokes
i got a joke this......
two
pretzels where walking down the street one was asalted
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: cowlafornia
were did the cow go for dinner?
cowlafornia
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: joke
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
because it was stuck to a chickens foot! HAHAHA
Q: Why
did Tigger look down the toilet?
Q: What
happened to the lady who dreamed she was eating a
giant marshmallow?
A:
When she woke up she found her pillow was gone.
Q: Where
do baby apes sleep?
Q: What
do elephants do in the back of a Mini?
Q: What
did one rose say to the other?
Q: Why
did the baby biscuit cry?
A:
Because his mummy was a wafer too long
Q: What
happened to the lady who slept with her head under the
pillow?
A:
When she woke up she found the fairies had taken
all her teeth out!
There
were these two flies running along the top of a
cornflake packet.
One fly
said to the other 'why are we doing this?'
and he
replied ' because it says tear along the dotted line!'
Q: Why
did the teacher have crossed eyes?
A:
Because she couldn't control her pupils?
From
Ingrid Wilson
What
did the picture say to the wall?
I'VE BEEN FRAMED......
From:
ANGELS4SHO
WHY DIDNT THE
CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
SO HE DID NOT GET FRIED...
From:
virginia
knock knock
( whos there )
p
( p who )
OH MY GOSH
i cant belive you like PPPS.
What
did the picture say to the wall?
I'VE BEEN FRAMED......
What
has two legs but doesn't walk?
A PAIR OF PANTS...
knock
knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
well you don't have to cry about it....
Why
didn't the skeleton cross the road?
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY GUTS...
knock
knock
who's there?
me
me who?
ME TOO...
BY
AMBER AGE 12
JOKES
What
is gray and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut
What
book tells you all about chickens?
A Hencyclopedia
HA HA HA HA
What's
the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tune a fish HA HA HA HA
What
do mice eat for breakfast?
mice crispies HA HA HA HA
How
do you stop a snake from striking?
Pay it's wages
I hope you
enjoyed my jokes, I love Karate Angels
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From
KayCee Babb
age 10 Black Belt Taekwondo and now white belt in Kenpo.
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: a
joke........
What do you get
when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog? A flying
car-pet........
Submitted
by KayCee Babb........age 10 Black belt in Taekwondo and
just beginning Kenpo white belt
From:
Jimmy P.
To: Jokes@karateangels.com
Subject: a man with a car
a
man with a car
There was a man who wanted to buy a car, well the man
that was selling the car made him a deal. "If you
can make a sentence with the words pink,
green, and
yellow, I will give
you the car free."
Well the guy that wanted to buy the car said," Green,
Green, Green he pinked
up the phone and said yellow.
GET
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by
Rachael
poor have it
rich
need it
if
you eat it you die.
what
am I?
answer:*nothing*
What do you
get when you put a bear in skunk’s clothing?
Winnie
phew!
by LHM
From:
AMY
Amy: where do cows go on
vacation?
moo york...
From:
harnek
Morty: Hey- there's a fly
in my macaroni.
Cook: Ssshhh. Not so
loud, or everyone will wany one!
Sydney
age 9
Why
didn’t the kid pirate go to the movie?
Because it was rate RRRRRRR!
Why
did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why
did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder slide.
Tanner
age 6
What
do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Why
didn’t the snake stand in line?
Because he didn’t have legs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?!
Orange.
Orange who?
Orangecha glad I didn’t say banana?
Nathan
age 8 (Taekwondo
gold belt)
Why
don’t ducks tell jokes?
Because they are all ready quacked
up!
What
did the King say to the sleeping knight?
“Night,
knight.”
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Ya don’t have to cry about it.
Why
didn’t the ghost drink his milk?
Because he couldn’t stomach it.
Drew
age 12 (Taekwondo
gold belt)
Why
did the cows go to Hollywood?
Because they wanted to be in the moooooovies.
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
Mooo.
Mooo Who?
Hey, dude don’t have a cow!
Tim
age 7
What
did the break board say to the heel?
You crack me up!
Why
do ducks fly south?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Tommy
age 7
What
did the Mom yoyo say to the kid yoyo?
Can you walk the dog?
What
did the fish say to the worm?
“Yum, yum.”
Dina
age 6 1/2
What’s
the quickest way to loose ten pounds?
Have someone carry your backpack.
What
did the paper say to the pencil?
Scratch my back and I’ll
erase yours
What’s
black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed Panda Bear.
What
did the mama goat say to her son after he ate the trash
can?
“Baaaaaad kid.”
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